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Baby, Mayonaise

Parody of "Baby, I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney and Wings

Baby, mayonaise, is my favorite spread,
I like mayonaise on my wheat bread.
Baby, mayonaise is so good on my ham
It's great on my spam,
Baby, spread some mayonaise on my head.

chorus
Baby, I'm a man, I'm a hungry man
I will eat my mayonaise
on anything I can stand
Babe, I'm a man, and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever feed me...
What I love, do you understand?

Baby, mayonaise, is so great on my rye
It is also, great on my pie,
Baby, mayonaise, tastes great on french fries
I don't know why,
But baby, mayonaise that it tastes so good.

chorus
Baby, I'm a man, I'm a hungry man
I will eat my mayonaise
on anything I can stand
Babe, I'm a man, and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever feed me...
What I love, do you understand?

Baby, mayonaise, on my jogging shoe.
It is so good, in my beef stew.
Baby, mayonaise, on my chocolate bar,
I spread it on my car.
And baby, mayonaise that you love me too.

chorus (alt-no words)
Baby, I'm a man, I'm a hungry man
I will eat my mayonaise
on anything I can stand
Babe, I'm a man, and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever feed me
What I love, do you understand?

(lead solo)

(chorus no words) (fades away)
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