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I once played this brain game on TV,
But I blew my chance for big money,
Oh I have lost, on Jeopardy.

I'm not half as smart I used to be,
I just made a big fool out of me,
On Jeopardy, I lost you see.

Why, I, lost this game,
I don't know, I wasn't me,
Got, all, questions wrong,
I'm no good, at Jeopardy.

It was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
I don't believe, in Jeopardy.

I, thought, I could win,
But the oth-er guys beat me,
I, won't, play again,
I won't watch more Jeopardy.

When I buzz in wrong I lost money,
Art Fleming just said "No, Sorry,"
That's how I lost, on Jeopardy.

Newer verse used in later versions
I am not as smart as Ken Jennings,
He can buy an awful lot of things,
He got rich on Jeopardy.

older verse deleted
You can be straight or you can be gay,
You may still lose this game either way,
Swing both ways with Jeo-par-day

O-, ver, two of three,
folks have lost, this game like me,
Now, they, all do think,
"I can't win, on Jeopardy."

I stole this tune for my parody,
To the Beatles I am so sorry,
Oh I have lost, on Jeopardy.
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