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Facts, Man

Parody of "Tax Man" by The Beatles

My name is Sargent Joe Friday.
I get all of the facts in L.A.
I want the facts, man.
Yes, the facts, man.

I'll make sure that crime does not pay.
Thieves will never get away.
I want the facts, man.
Yes, the facts, man.

I am always on the beat.
I will walk up every street.
I will talk to every guy.
I just tell them all that I...
Want the facts, man!

I want the facts, man.
Yes, the facts, man.

I will never lose my pace.
I am always on the case.
You will never see me stop.
Cuz I am one bad ass cop.
The facts, man!

All of the crooks are on the run.
I will catch them one by one.
I want the facts, man.
Yes, the facts, man.

I'll lock 'em up and throw away the key.

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