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Geeks, Dweebs and Dorks
The planet earth is the home
of seven billion people
Each type has a billion and
they continue to grow.
Between two types are differences
as well as what's in common
It's the way it is by design
It affects all men.
Three traits help define the seven
types of human beings,
Each of the seven types have their
very own meanings.
One billion have one type, while a second
have another one,
A third have yet another one,
We've only just begun.
A fourth, fifth, and sixth billion folk
have a different two of three
But the last seventh have all three,
It's simple as can be.
There are seven types of people
Some don't get along
Let me try to explain it all
With this simple song.
There's the socially inept
as well as the obsessed
There are some with large amounts
If you are just two of them
Obsessed and socally inept
Theat makes you a dork, you see
It's the worst secret kept.
What if you're obsessed
with intelligence to boot?
That makes you a geek right there
A fact you can't refute
What if you're socially inept
With intelligence as a pair
You are simply just a dweeb
Should you really care?
Geeks, dweebs, and dorks
They are everywhere
You might know some of them
They are not that rare.
Geeks don't like the socially inept
Dweebs don't like the obsessed
They just do not go together
Neither do dorks and intelligence.
Here's some pairs with something in common
Geeks and dorks are both obsessed
Dweebs and dorks are socially inept
Geeks and dweebs have intelligence
But geeks can get along with the dorks
The dweebs and dorks as well.
Geeks can get along with the dweebs
But it's hard as you could tell.
But what if you are a socially inept
intelligent obsessed person?
Holy moly! You're a nerd!
My song is almost done!
Nerds get along with everyone
You might know a few
Chances are, there's a nerd
who wants to be friends with you.
So if you want to be all three traits
You got to be a nerd
There's a billion, one near you,
Nerd is the word.
Dorks, dweebs, and geeks can get
along with nerds most well,
But with the other three types,
It's only a third as well.