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Papa Jerk's Pizza

Customer vs. Clerk

Welcome to Papa Jerk's. How can I serve you?

I want a pizza with low carb crust...

I'm sorry. We only have white crust.

OK. I want it with low sodium sauce.

We only have regular sauce.

OK. Very light sauce, with fat free cheese...

We use regular whole milk cheese.

No cheese then.

Any toppings?

I want sliced turkey breast...

We don't have that.

Red salmon chunks...

We don't have that.

White pork strips...

We don't have that.

Cucumbers...

We don't have that.

Califlower?

We don't have that.

Broccoli?

We don't have that.

Carrots?

We don't have that.

Walnuts?

We don't have that.

Artichokes?

We don't have that.

Strawberries?

We don't have that.

Tofu?

We don't have that.

Well, what do you have?

Pepperoni, sausage, ham, beef, bacon...

Are any of your meats with no saturated fat?

No. All of our meats have saturated fat.

Well then you're no better than the other guys.

Hey! We do have better pizza and better ingredients.

I expect better, and you serve the same awful crap that Pizza What does!

What the heck did you expect for a low price?

Better toppings, better crust, better cheese, and better service.

And that's what we have.

Then serve whole grain fat free low carb better food.

Then our prices would be higher.

So what? And pay your slaves $20 an hour. You're cheap, worthless, and only care about getting a buck for bad food.

Go f--- yourself!

Ha! My crew filmed you. We'll put you on youtube! So long, jerk off!

Announcer:

Papa Jerk's pizza. Same pizza. Same ingredients. Same crap.

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