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Our rates are rising! Higher and higher!
Yes, it costs you more in interest to take out a loan from us than it did a year ago.
At Pitibank, our loan rates are pitiful.
We're now charging 20 percent interest on our loans, just like it was duing the President Carter years.
We're making more money, so we can use your money to buy vast wastelands in foreign countries. Why? So we can build even more Pitibanks overseas!
Do you want a savings account? We charge 10 percent a year no matter how much you put in!
Pitibank. Our valuts are Piti-full!
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