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Welcome to Pizza What. How can I serve you?
I want a small cheese pizza.
Would you like to make it a triple?
No. It's just me.
Would you like double cheese and deep crust?
No. I'm watching the fat.
Would you like some Lepsi drinks with that?
No. I don't drink sugar and caffiene.
How about some wings on the side?
I thought wings were a main entree.
No. They're a side item.
How about some garlic or cheese bread.
No. I want a real side like veggies, potatoes, and beans.
Sorry. That's K F'n C's store.
You mean I have to go to two stores just to get what I want?
I can't help that. How about a mud cake?
No. How much will the total bill be?
What? For one small cheese pizza?
It's $4.95 for the pizza. Minimum charge to order from us is $19.95. Ordering charge is $1.00. Delivery charge is $3.00. Tip at 20 percent of $23.95 brings it up to $28.74. Add in the 10 percent sales tax, and your final total is $31.61.
But I'm not having it delivered.
We charge to deliver it...from the oven to you. We have to meet our financial goals, you know.
Announcer: Pizza What. What the f--k is with the pizza?
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