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Seek the Mouse Missile
Hello. I'm Joe Remington Jr. The son of the creator of Eek the Mousetrap in 1971.
Today's mouse is even more resistant to mousetraps and sticky bait than ever before.
So, in response to that, we've come up with...
New Seek the Mouse Missile!
It's designed to seek out and destroy the mouse by blowing it up!
Uh oh! There's a mouse in the house.
(sound of lady screaming, EEK! A MOUSE!)
I'll just turn on Seek the Mouse Missile. It senses a mouse nearby. Now it's warming up. Setting its coordinates. And away it goes!
(sound of the missile blowing up the mouse)
And just like that, Seek destroys the mouse!
For nighttime, just set Seek on a charging pod, then go to sleep.
While you sleep, Seek will be on the watch for any mouse that comes into the kitchen or some other room.
When it senses a mouse, it will seek and destroy it.
So buy Seek, The Mouse Missile.
It's better than owning a lazy cat!
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