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Taco Hell (original)
Clerk: Welcome to Taco Hell. How can I take your order.
Customer: I want two tacos and a burrito.
Clerk: Nothing to drink?
Customer: That's right.
Clerk: Sir. We have drinks for you.
Customer: No. There's nothing to drink here.
Clerk: Yes there is. Just look at the friggin' menu!
Customer: But all you have is sugar-fortified caffeniated drinks.
Clerk: And what's wrong with that?
Customer: I'm diabetic and have high blood pressure.
Clerk: Sir, you will buy a drink.
Customer: No I won't.
Clerk: You buy a drink or else you won't get any food.
Customer: I want to talk to the manager you stupid git.
Clerk: I AM THE MANAGER OF TACO HELLFIRE! WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM WITH OUR DRINKS???
Customer: Uh (acting scared), nothing, nothing. I'll buy a 12 ounce Joke.
Clerk: NO JOKE! WE SERVE LEP-CI!
Customer: Sorry. Lepci.
Clerk: AMD DON'T EVER MENTION OUR COMPETETOR EVER AGAIN!
Customer: Ok. Ok. A 12 ounce Lepci for $3.
Clerk: Your total is $6.66.
Announcer: Taco Hell. There is something to drink, is there? Evil laugh.
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