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Taco Hell (original)

Clerk: Welcome to Taco Hell. How can I take your order.

Customer: I want two tacos and a burrito.

Clerk: Nothing to drink?

Customer: That's right.

Clerk: Sir. We have drinks for you.

Customer: No. There's nothing to drink here.

Clerk: Yes there is. Just look at the friggin' menu!

Customer: But all you have is sugar-fortified caffeniated drinks.

Clerk: And what's wrong with that?

Customer: I'm diabetic and have high blood pressure.

Clerk: Sir, you will buy a drink.

Customer: No I won't.

Clerk: You buy a drink or else you won't get any food.

Customer: I want to talk to the manager you stupid git.

Clerk: I AM THE MANAGER OF TACO HELLFIRE! WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM WITH OUR DRINKS???

Customer: Uh (acting scared), nothing, nothing. I'll buy a 12 ounce Joke.

Clerk: NO JOKE! WE SERVE LEP-CI!

Customer: Sorry. Lepci.

Clerk: AMD DON'T EVER MENTION OUR COMPETETOR EVER AGAIN!

Customer: Ok. Ok. A 12 ounce Lepci for $3.

Clerk: Your total is $6.66.

Announcer: Taco Hell. There is something to drink, is there? Evil laugh.

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