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Tarred Up Discount Stores

Are you looking for that one place where you can stock up on general merchandise and groceries?

Are you too poor for upscale department stores, but too rich for those 99 cent stores?

Well, since Med Fart went under in 1982, there hasn't been a place....until now!

Introducing, groceries at Tarred Up!

Now you can stock up on groceries while you buy a TV, a coat, medicine, and more all in the same store!

Take a look at our produce. Our bananas are as green as Gumby! Our fruit sealed in clusters assures us of selling even more at a time. Our meats were just taken out of the freezer.

Our selection of brands and varieties may be lame compared to supermarkets, but hey, our prices are cheap! You can't get everything for a low price.

We also have a lame small selection of electronics, not suitable for window shopping by geeks, who prefer much bigger electronic stores.

Our music selection is small and carries mostly mundane crap you hear on the radio.

But we do have a large selection of clothes! That's what's important.

Tarred Up stores also has a lousy furniture selection. Our toy selection is no threat to that big toy store. Our shoe department is anemic. And our automotive and hardware section sucks donkeys.

We don't have a garage like Sears, and we can't fix appliances, heck we don't even sell large appliances.

At Tarred Up, we may be crap compared to Vons and Sears, but our prices are freaking cheap.

Did we say that we have a big clothes section?

Tarred Up. Save on our crap!

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