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Today on ABZ 2009
Today on ABZ, the women's broadcast network owned and operated by Dismal Corporation, we have a great day of broadcasting ahead.
It all starts at 7am with Good Morning, Nation, with fashion tips, celebrity news, and cooking ideas.
Then on the Pew, the women hosts talk about stuff we men cannot figure out.
Then on All My Dead Kids, another child dies. Which one will it be?
Then on One Life to Lose, another young adult gets gunned down and dies.
Then on Specific Hospital, another senior citizen dies in a hospice.
Then on the ABZ Evening News, we have news features for old people.
Then on ABZ Prime Time, it's some reality show, followed by some general drama and either a legal drama or a newsmagazine on some celebrity reality star I never heard of.
Then after the late local news, it's ABZ News Plightline where some top story of interest to brain-dead mainstream news readers is the usual topic.
Then stay tuned for Dimwit Kimmel with lame jokes and stupid features.
Our lineup may be stupid, but it's beating NBZ in the ratings books.
And it's all today on ABZ!
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